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[darkdisgrace]

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[nullificates]

CHUU CHUU LIKE A A TRAIN. CHUUYA.

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you short little thing
i ran out of booze too quick
find me more asap

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i know you can read
i have all this faith in you
where is my damn wine

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i thought you could read
it is my bad my mistake
bar tab is on you

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looking at this bar
my liver is super strong
so is your wallet

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petit mafia
way too slow to reach the bar
hope you got the coins

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many hot women
i will flirt with them a lot
leave them your number

[darkdisgrace]

[he is TRYING TO SLEEP you piece of shit--]

you will pay your tab
or I will take it out of
your bandage clad hide

[darkdisgrace]

attempting to sleep
fuck off stupid mackerel
Now shut up and die

[nullificates]

WOW!! HE CAN DO POETRY!!!

i'm so touched. pay my bill.

[darkdisgrace]

No.

[nullificates]

mmmmmmm yes

[darkdisgrace]

That answer isn't going to change.

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okkkkk. ill drink a lot and bring the tab to you directly.

[darkdisgrace]

I won't pay it.

if you don't you can just suffer and wash dishes or something.

my wallet is just as empty as yours here anyway.

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ill ask the owner if he has anyone to intimidate who would be scared of a tiny dog

[darkdisgrace]

intimidate them yourself, asshole. I'm trying to SLEEP.

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oh noooo im so weak and fragile who would ever be terrified of me

who cares about sleep, chuuya. come here.

come boy!! come!!

[darkdisgrace]

People not me, probably. Fuck if I know, but you used to be good at it somehow.

You're not going to shut up, are you.

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oh wow suddenly i seem to have forgotten how to maim

nope! nope nope nope. shut me up yourself. there's even a prize!

[darkdisgrace]

you never needed to maim people to scare them

that prize better be peace and quiet

[Uuuuugh-- fuck you Dazai, he's actually out of bed.]

[nullificates]

at a bar? you know better than that chuuya

come. come come. come. good boy!!!!!!!!

[darkdisgrace]

I am going to strangle you, and then I am going to sleep

[nullificates]

i strongly recommend that you don't touch me

just scowl at me while you enjoy your prize

[darkdisgrace]

Too late, time to die

[Hello Dazai, you rang?

because Chuuya is stomping his way into the bar.

still with bedhead and looking ready to kill.]