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[darkdisgrace]

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looking at this bar
my liver is super strong
so is your wallet

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petit mafia
way too slow to reach the bar
hope you got the coins

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many hot women
i will flirt with them a lot
leave them your number

[darkdisgrace]

[he is TRYING TO SLEEP you piece of shit--]

you will pay your tab
or I will take it out of
your bandage clad hide

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attempting to sleep
fuck off stupid mackerel
Now shut up and die

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WOW!! HE CAN DO POETRY!!!

i'm so touched. pay my bill.

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No.

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mmmmmmm yes

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That answer isn't going to change.

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okkkkk. ill drink a lot and bring the tab to you directly.

[darkdisgrace]

I won't pay it.

if you don't you can just suffer and wash dishes or something.

my wallet is just as empty as yours here anyway.

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ill ask the owner if he has anyone to intimidate who would be scared of a tiny dog

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intimidate them yourself, asshole. I'm trying to SLEEP.

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oh noooo im so weak and fragile who would ever be terrified of me

who cares about sleep, chuuya. come here.

come boy!! come!!

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People not me, probably. Fuck if I know, but you used to be good at it somehow.

You're not going to shut up, are you.

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oh wow suddenly i seem to have forgotten how to maim

nope! nope nope nope. shut me up yourself. there's even a prize!

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you never needed to maim people to scare them

that prize better be peace and quiet

[Uuuuugh-- fuck you Dazai, he's actually out of bed.]

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at a bar? you know better than that chuuya

come. come come. come. good boy!!!!!!!!

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I am going to strangle you, and then I am going to sleep

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i strongly recommend that you don't touch me

just scowl at me while you enjoy your prize

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Too late, time to die

[Hello Dazai, you rang?

because Chuuya is stomping his way into the bar.

still with bedhead and looking ready to kill.]

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(as damn planned. he raises his arm, a bottle of wine in his hand, waving it as a hello.)

What a great boy. Here's your prize, it's on me!

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[Chuuya stares at Dazai... stares at the bottle.

Seems to be genuinely contemplating acting on a desire to smash it over Dazai's head.

Reconsiders, because wine is precious and to be cherished, especially when in proximity to Dazai.

So he reaches for the bottle instead.]

I am going to have a glass of wine, and then I am going to render you unconscious by force so I can sleep.

[It's said with a violent sort of serenity.]

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Like I said, I strongly recommend you not to touch me. Like you've been told, I've been in prison, you know? I'm very sensitive, and I don't want to be sensitive towards you - so don't touch me!

(kinda bullshit, mad chuuya is the best type of chuuya. his own drink is a distilled one, and he clicks it with chuuya's own bottle before he drinks from it.)

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Oh, so you're delicate after your long stay in prison? That only tempts me to rough you up more, not less.

[Chuuya considers asking the bartender for a glass, but Dazai has managed to inspire a mood that leads more towards the desire for a quick drink than propriety. So once Dazai clicks his glass with Chuuya's bottle, Chuuya takes a swig from it with a sigh.]