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[darkdisgrace]

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[nullificates]

okkkkk. ill drink a lot and bring the tab to you directly.

[darkdisgrace]

I won't pay it.

if you don't you can just suffer and wash dishes or something.

my wallet is just as empty as yours here anyway.

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ill ask the owner if he has anyone to intimidate who would be scared of a tiny dog

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intimidate them yourself, asshole. I'm trying to SLEEP.

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oh noooo im so weak and fragile who would ever be terrified of me

who cares about sleep, chuuya. come here.

come boy!! come!!

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People not me, probably. Fuck if I know, but you used to be good at it somehow.

You're not going to shut up, are you.

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oh wow suddenly i seem to have forgotten how to maim

nope! nope nope nope. shut me up yourself. there's even a prize!

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you never needed to maim people to scare them

that prize better be peace and quiet

[Uuuuugh-- fuck you Dazai, he's actually out of bed.]

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at a bar? you know better than that chuuya

come. come come. come. good boy!!!!!!!!

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I am going to strangle you, and then I am going to sleep

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i strongly recommend that you don't touch me

just scowl at me while you enjoy your prize

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Too late, time to die

[Hello Dazai, you rang?

because Chuuya is stomping his way into the bar.

still with bedhead and looking ready to kill.]

[nullificates]

(as damn planned. he raises his arm, a bottle of wine in his hand, waving it as a hello.)

What a great boy. Here's your prize, it's on me!

[darkdisgrace]

[Chuuya stares at Dazai... stares at the bottle.

Seems to be genuinely contemplating acting on a desire to smash it over Dazai's head.

Reconsiders, because wine is precious and to be cherished, especially when in proximity to Dazai.

So he reaches for the bottle instead.]

I am going to have a glass of wine, and then I am going to render you unconscious by force so I can sleep.

[It's said with a violent sort of serenity.]

[nullificates]

Like I said, I strongly recommend you not to touch me. Like you've been told, I've been in prison, you know? I'm very sensitive, and I don't want to be sensitive towards you - so don't touch me!

(kinda bullshit, mad chuuya is the best type of chuuya. his own drink is a distilled one, and he clicks it with chuuya's own bottle before he drinks from it.)

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Oh, so you're delicate after your long stay in prison? That only tempts me to rough you up more, not less.

[Chuuya considers asking the bartender for a glass, but Dazai has managed to inspire a mood that leads more towards the desire for a quick drink than propriety. So once Dazai clicks his glass with Chuuya's bottle, Chuuya takes a swig from it with a sigh.]

[nullificates]

... Chuuya. Gross. If you want to sleep with me, you should just say it, not threaten me with a good time.

(but honestly, the words come after he almost chokes on his poor booze.)

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[and now Chuuya is choking on his wine, having inhaled it down the wrong tube at Dazai's exclamation. It takes him a fair few seconds of wheezing to regain his breath, but when he does--]

You-- What the fuck Dazai!!!

[The words are rasped, sputtered, his face red and eyes wide in mortified horror.]

I was talking about wringing your neck, not fucking you!

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I told you I was sensitive and this is what you gave me!! It's what you said!!

(dazai's even hiding his face on his hands, what the actual fuck, chuuya.)

I'm the one who should be saying 'what the fuck'!!

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I thought you meant out of shape or half-starved or some shit!!

[He's kicking Dazai in the shin just for that. The bartender here is probably going to hate them, eventually.]

Ugh! Gross!!

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CHUUYA. Chuuya!!! Don't punish me for your desires!!

(ouch, ouch. he's kicking him too, taking the hat and running. goodbye.)

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[D A Z A I.]

My only desire is to kick your ass!! Give that back!!

[And off they go! Wine bottle still in hand, in Chuuya's case.

It won't stop him from aiming a flying kick at the back of Dazai's head though.]

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Make me!!

(at least with the time, it's pretty empty. it allows him to dodge, knowing what was coming... and jump on top of a table. get him.)

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[Really, someone needs to feel bad for this poor bartender, because neither of these two have the braincells to do so right now.

Because even though Dazai dodges and jumps on the table, Chuuya is still a crazy bastard who tries to pounce on Dazai on the table.]

Got you! Now give it back!

[nullificates]

(oh, he'll never feel sorry. he's gonna be dropping so much money here, that he deserves to be a bitch sometimes.

but he'll allow the pouncing, laughing as chuuya pins him. the hat is still not going back.)

Nope.