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[nullificates]

so, wanna go out for drinks tonight? see where we go from there?

[darkdisgrace]

Oh, you're actually asking this time?

Sure, I'm up for that.

[nullificates]

(loving the non-identifying feature.)

a date, then, we are in agreement? should i wear anything special?

[darkdisgrace]

[As if this was anyone but Dazai, really.

Wait fuck did he just call this a--]

You really want to call this a date?

Do you even have anything special to wear?

[nullificates]

considering yesterday, should we not call it a date? whatever the lady wants.

[darkdisgrace]

Are you calling me a lady?!

[Yes, that is absolutely the thing to focus on here, surely.

Why is Dazai asking him out on a date!!]

[nullificates]

well yesterday that was debatable.

(DAZAI!!!!!!!!!)

[darkdisgrace]

It's not debatable at all, I'm a man you bastard!!!

[nullificates]

.... who's this

[darkdisgrace]

[...Oh. Oh was this--

Well now.]

Oh? So you weren't looking to take me out for a drink, mackerel?

[nullificates]

gross

[darkdisgrace]

My thoughts exactly.

[nullificates]

i input the wrong thing...

it's fine. i'm bouncing tho for like three days so enjoy being visited

[darkdisgrace]

[Fuck.]

Don't you fucking dare leave me to deal with your angry flings here!!! This town isn't nearly big enough damn it!

[nullificates]

byeeeee snail!!! i had a super busy night, so you should start forming a line.

[darkdisgrace]

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND REMOVE YOUR SPINE YOU COWARD.

[nullificates]

dduuuddu! the dazai you're trying to reach is no longer available! would you like to leave a message?

please hold for the next available osamu!

[darkdisgrace]

FUCK YOU

[Yeah fuck no, Chuuya's going out. Dazai is not pulling this shit again.]

[nullificates]

there are no dazai osamus in your area available to deal with virgin tiny little slugs.

please find our central to deliver your message.

[darkdisgrace]

Who the fuck are you calling a virgin you piece of shit?! I have plenty of sex, I'm just not a horndog like you!

[If Dazai is anywhere near the inn, he's about to get his ass kicked.]

[nullificates]

you know

i slept with your secretary

i know more about your life than you can imagine

'weh weh cant come im busy i have work'

[darkdisgrace]

You what?!

That is so fucking creepy, holy shit.

And my secretary know jack shit about my sex life, either!

[On account of the fact he doesn't date, he has one night stands and mafia buddies he fucks around with after a few drinks.]

[nullificates]

chuuya. you're underestimating our biggest source of information. secretaries are the best spies within an organization. they hear everything, they know everything, and they gossip about everything.

also, back in my day, you know. i could pull the intestines out of someone, hollow a heart, and still make it for afterwork drinks, so i mean

bad excuses

[darkdisgrace]

Of course I know that, you bastard. I just don't fuck my way into getting information like you do!

[He did not take those kind of interrogation lessons, thank you Kouyou.]

And you still never did your paperwork, so I wouldn't count that as doing your job.

[nullificates]

any method is valid.

learn to multitask, chuuya!