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[darkdisgrace]

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2/2

[fatalism]

i'm only petty about certain things, not the end of the world

[ please stop being so dramatic fyodor ]

1/2

[darkdisgrace]

It's my life, and no one else's. I've got things I enjoy about it, and things I want to protect. It's no deeper than that.

Re: 2/2

[darkdisgrace]

Oh right, you have to plan out the end of the world in lurid detail like a fucking vampire apocalypse.

1/2

[fatalism]

logically it makes sense.

[ he just doesn't feel in those sorts of depths so... ]

2/2

[fatalism]

to erase the sin of the world, yes, of course i must plan it out in lurid, vivid, careful detail.

[darkdisgrace]

Are you shitting me?

And people call me dramatic.

[That's. That's literally it. What the fuck Fyodor.]

[fatalism]

dramatic would be to say something like this and not go through with it

[darkdisgrace]

[once Dazai is sufficently punished for his obnoxiousness.]

Pretentious, then.

[fatalism]

do i not even have enough privacy to speak with you? how obnoxious

[darkdisgrace]

He sure is.

It's dazai's fault, not mine. You can't lock him out, you can't tie him up, can't even knock him out for that long. All I can do is kick his ass when he starts climbing all over me and trying to peek.

[fatalism]

how adorable he must be, climbing onto you like a needy pest wanting attention

[darkdisgrace]

As adorable as a cockroach.

[fatalism]

bribe him with alcohol

[darkdisgrace]

If I did that every time he was annoying, I'd go broke.

You can't enable this shit, that makes it worse.

[nullificates]

(a yell from the window.)

PLAY NICE, YOU TWO. YOU'RE BOTH EQUALLY PETTY. IT'S OK!!!!!! YOU TWO CAN SHARE.

[darkdisgrace]

[What follows is the sound of a scuffle as Chuuya absolutely tries to smother Dazai with a pillow.]

[nullificates]

Chuuya!! That's so nice out of y--oguayhsfasj!!

(yesssss, nice!)

[darkdisgrace]

Why do you have to be so obnoxious!!!

[Suffer.]

[nullificates]

fjakfldaklj.

(Can't Speak, Being Murdered. Amen.)

[darkdisgrace]

[Good.]

[nullificates]

(enough being murdered, this isn't doing the job, so he's sliding down to face chuuya.)

Chuuya, take Fyodor on a date!

[darkdisgrace]

[And Dazai is getting kicked in the shin for that.]

Why would I take him on a date?!

[fatalism]

[ next door...........fyodor is just patting his cello because at least his cello doesn't annoy him right now ]

[darkdisgrace]

[Like this?]

[fatalism]

[ lsdajsdasdalskd;akl;da I WANT TO SAY YES. ]