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[darkdisgrace]

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[nullificates]

(a yell from the window.)

PLAY NICE, YOU TWO. YOU'RE BOTH EQUALLY PETTY. IT'S OK!!!!!! YOU TWO CAN SHARE.

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[What follows is the sound of a scuffle as Chuuya absolutely tries to smother Dazai with a pillow.]

[nullificates]

Chuuya!! That's so nice out of y--oguayhsfasj!!

(yesssss, nice!)

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Why do you have to be so obnoxious!!!

[Suffer.]

[nullificates]

fjakfldaklj.

(Can't Speak, Being Murdered. Amen.)

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[Good.]

[nullificates]

(enough being murdered, this isn't doing the job, so he's sliding down to face chuuya.)

Chuuya, take Fyodor on a date!

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[And Dazai is getting kicked in the shin for that.]

Why would I take him on a date?!

[nullificates]

Ouch, ouch-- CHUUYA.

(why!! he's just gotten totally damn murdered, this is overkill, and it's gonna make him pull on the red hair, like a little bitch.)

Why not?!

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Ow, fuck!! Stop that, you piece of shit!!

[Aaaand they are now brawling like toddlers, because Chuuya is yanking on Dazai's hair too.]

Besides all of the very obvious reasons not to? There's the fact I'm not even sure the guy realizes how much he sounds like he has a weird fetish for me.

[nullificates]

YOU STOP FIRST, SLUG.

(OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, the hair pulling intensifies...)

EH-- he's religious, do you blame him?

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You started first, so you stop first you stupid mackeral!

[Chuuya contemplates the efficency of biting here or if Dazai would make it weird.]

That's a really fucking weird way to be religious!

[nullificates]

(he saw that contemplation, and he does it first. die, snail, through a bite.)

DON'T JUDGE OTHERS, THAT'S SO RUDE OF YOU.

(says the one who judges everyone.)

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[And Chuuya snarls and knees Dazai in the gut for that.]

What are you, a dog?! I'll judge all I like, especially if it's you!

[nullificates]

Absolutely not a dog, that's you. You're my dog!! And also, you're a bitch, so it fits perfectly! Like a poem!

(OUCH, OUCH. he's gonna try to escape now, thank you, chuuya might have noticed he's missing two out of his three knives now.)

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I'm no one's dog, and you're the one biting people!

[Dazai will probably succeed in that escape attempt, if only because Chuuya is quickly registering his knives are gone.]

Dazai. Stop picking my pockets!

[nullificates]

Mmmmmhm, no! Wanna try to get them back? I'll take out that choker without you not even realizing!

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Like hell you could, bastard. And I will get them back if you don't hand them over.

[Does Dazai think Chuuya won't dig through his clothes??? Because he will.]

[nullificates]

Wanna try me?

(ah, look, he still has it, all the knife flair as easy as one-two.)

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[And that's all the challenge Chuuya needs, because he's going to be pressing forward to pin Dazai to the wall.

Give them back Dazai.

[nullificates]

No.

(ah, his arms are so stretched up. chuuya can punch as much as he wants to, dazai will just dissociate.)

[fatalism]

[ next door...........fyodor is just patting his cello because at least his cello doesn't annoy him right now ]

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