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[darkdisgrace]

Are you shitting me?

And people call me dramatic.

[That's. That's literally it. What the fuck Fyodor.]

[fatalism]

dramatic would be to say something like this and not go through with it

[darkdisgrace]

[once Dazai is sufficently punished for his obnoxiousness.]

Pretentious, then.

[fatalism]

do i not even have enough privacy to speak with you? how obnoxious

[darkdisgrace]

He sure is.

It's dazai's fault, not mine. You can't lock him out, you can't tie him up, can't even knock him out for that long. All I can do is kick his ass when he starts climbing all over me and trying to peek.

[fatalism]

how adorable he must be, climbing onto you like a needy pest wanting attention

[darkdisgrace]

As adorable as a cockroach.

[fatalism]

bribe him with alcohol

[darkdisgrace]

If I did that every time he was annoying, I'd go broke.

You can't enable this shit, that makes it worse.

[fatalism]

i'm only good at enabling

[darkdisgrace]

That explains a lot, actually.

[fatalism]

he's at his most interesting when he's being enabled. do you need me to take him for a walk?

[nullificates]

(a yell from the window.)

PLAY NICE, YOU TWO. YOU'RE BOTH EQUALLY PETTY. IT'S OK!!!!!! YOU TWO CAN SHARE.

[darkdisgrace]

[What follows is the sound of a scuffle as Chuuya absolutely tries to smother Dazai with a pillow.]

[nullificates]

Chuuya!! That's so nice out of y--oguayhsfasj!!

(yesssss, nice!)

[darkdisgrace]

Why do you have to be so obnoxious!!!

[Suffer.]

[nullificates]

fjakfldaklj.

(Can't Speak, Being Murdered. Amen.)

[darkdisgrace]

[Good.]

[nullificates]

(enough being murdered, this isn't doing the job, so he's sliding down to face chuuya.)

Chuuya, take Fyodor on a date!

[darkdisgrace]

[And Dazai is getting kicked in the shin for that.]

Why would I take him on a date?!

[nullificates]

Ouch, ouch-- CHUUYA.

(why!! he's just gotten totally damn murdered, this is overkill, and it's gonna make him pull on the red hair, like a little bitch.)

Why not?!

[darkdisgrace]

Ow, fuck!! Stop that, you piece of shit!!

[Aaaand they are now brawling like toddlers, because Chuuya is yanking on Dazai's hair too.]

Besides all of the very obvious reasons not to? There's the fact I'm not even sure the guy realizes how much he sounds like he has a weird fetish for me.

[fatalism]

[ next door...........fyodor is just patting his cello because at least his cello doesn't annoy him right now ]

[darkdisgrace]

[Like this?]

[fatalism]

[ lsdajsdasdalskd;akl;da I WANT TO SAY YES. ]