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Please.

Take him for a walk, take him on a date, just take him out, I don't care. Get him out of my hair for a bit.

i will happily take him out

[ on which of those three? WHO KNOWS ]

ON A DATE OR WITH A SNIPER?

(screaming.)

EITHER OR BOTH WORKS.

[snarling.]

[ JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING NEXT DOOR???

screaming: ]

I CAN HEAR YOU BOTH

FYODOR HAS BAD TASTE IN SNIPERS!!!!!!!!!

And terrible taste in men, but I'm not going to judge if it gets you out of my sight for a few hours!

[please.]

SAYS HIS GODLING. FYODOR, PLEASE, BETTER TASTE, CHUUYA CAN'T EVEN REACH YOUR FACE.

I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH EITHER OF YOU

[ .....IS HE FIVE ]

FYODOR, CAN YOU EXPLODE CHUUYA JUST A LITTLE? JUST A LITTLE.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT IS NOT A TOY

both of you should go fuck yourselves!

I SAID JUST A LITTLE.

[ OBNOXIOUS CELLO NOISES ]

[And, a pause as Chuuya texts something, though he isn't going to hide it from Dazai at all.]

I hope you realize that if you've been adjacent to Dazai's cell for 9 months, he has absolutely been undressing you in his mind for at least some of that time.

And Probably more.

[please take Dazai out.]

Edited 2023-03-19 22:41 (UTC)