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[darkdisgrace]

That explains a lot, actually.

[fatalism]

he's at his most interesting when he's being enabled. do you need me to take him for a walk?

[darkdisgrace]

Please.

Take him for a walk, take him on a date, just take him out, I don't care. Get him out of my hair for a bit.

[fatalism]

i will happily take him out

[ on which of those three? WHO KNOWS ]

[nullificates]

ON A DATE OR WITH A SNIPER?

(screaming.)

[darkdisgrace]

EITHER OR BOTH WORKS.

[snarling.]

[fatalism]

[ JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING NEXT DOOR???

screaming: ]

I CAN HEAR YOU BOTH

[nullificates]

FYODOR HAS BAD TASTE IN SNIPERS!!!!!!!!!

[darkdisgrace]

And terrible taste in men, but I'm not going to judge if it gets you out of my sight for a few hours!

[please.]

[nullificates]

SAYS HIS GODLING. FYODOR, PLEASE, BETTER TASTE, CHUUYA CAN'T EVEN REACH YOUR FACE.

[fatalism]

I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH EITHER OF YOU


[ .....IS HE FIVE ]

[nullificates]

FYODOR, CAN YOU EXPLODE CHUUYA JUST A LITTLE? JUST A LITTLE.

[fatalism]

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT IS NOT A TOY

[darkdisgrace]

both of you should go fuck yourselves!

[nullificates]

I SAID JUST A LITTLE.

[fatalism]

[ OBNOXIOUS CELLO NOISES ]

[darkdisgrace]

[And, a pause as Chuuya texts something, though he isn't going to hide it from Dazai at all.]

I hope you realize that if you've been adjacent to Dazai's cell for 9 months, he has absolutely been undressing you in his mind for at least some of that time.

And Probably more.

[please take Dazai out.]

1/3

[fatalism]

[ BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ]

2/3

[fatalism]

[ HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT INFORMATION ]

3/3

[fatalism]

i feel like i should shower after that knowledge.

lust is a terrible sin

[darkdisgrace]

A reasonable reaction to Dazai really.

[fatalism]

i do not mind him most of the time

[darkdisgrace]

I guess I'm the only one unfortunate enough to have grown up with him, ugh.

[fatalism]

i do not think that to be such a bad thing, godling

[darkdisgrace]

He's been a pain in my ass since I was 15, trust me.

Also can you stop with the godling thing!