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[darkdisgrace]

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DIE. DIE!!! Drop dead.

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[And, since Chuuya is just as drunk--]

What crawled up your ass, you stupid mackerel?!

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Are you dead? Are you at least trying? A little bit? Juuuuuust a little bit!! Did you die a little?

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No I'm not dead, and I sure as hell ain't planning on it!

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Senselessly stumbling through life, the staggering, stupendously stupid buffoon, showcases an astounding aptitude for absolute asininity!

You should really just die!!!!!!

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Have enough big words to chew on? Does it make you feel clever? Because you sound like a gigantic moron spouting that shit!

You first, shithead!!! I sure as hell ain't gonna croak before you, that would just be embarrassing!

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The slow-witted snail sluggishly slithers, showcasing its spectacularly simple-minded and snail-brained nature!!!!!!!

Ok!! Then bye!!!

(lmao chuuya wrong argument.)

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Are you even drunk if you can do that shit?!

[Fuck--]

Please, you aren't going to jump off a bridge just to be petty. I bet you're in some barmaid's bed after banging her right now.

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Inebriated intellect intoxicatingly intertwines, as the booze-bathed brain brilliantly blazes with bewildering brilliance.

(UGH HE ISN'T AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM he wanted chuuya or fyodor and he's MAD.)

Kindly keep calm and carry on in quietness.

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And irritating imbiciles inspire me to incre-- FUCK YOU now I'm catching it!! I'm too drunk for this, you're ruining my buzz!!!

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Wretched words wielded, wreckage wrought.

... I hate that I want you!! Goodbye!!

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And I hate that I want you, go fuck off already!!!

[...Wait.

He is way too drunk for this.]

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Fine!! I'm fucking off!! Then we both get none of us!!!!!

(SO IS HE........)

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Ugh!!!

[Yep. That's all he has.]

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UGH RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!

The tiresome twaddler, with tedious tales and tormenting talk, embodies an exasperating essence of endless irritation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(several minutes later. he's so mad. fuming.)

Why must we be like this, Chuuya?

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Fucking hell, stop the alliteration already!!

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Why are we like what Dazai?! I didn't want to fuck because I wasn't in the mood, that's it!!! Sometimes things are bonerkillers!! That very same conversation Fyodor gave me mental images that scarred me for life!!!

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I'm not mad about that.

(SO THEN WHAT ARE YOU MAD ABOUT!!!)

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Then what the fuck are you mad about? Because the least sexy thing in the world is realizing I told Fyodor we're fucking in the same conversation he seared the mental image of kissing Mori into my goddamn brain!

[Ugh. Ugh!!!]

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... I think I need to vomit.

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EXACTLY!!!!

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Why would you kiss Mori?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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He was talking about oaths and devotion and shit and compared it to love and I was like, you moron there's different fucking types of devotion!!!

[Ah, he's in full wasted rant mode, now.]

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Uh-huh. Like I told you, I think I'm confusing to him, so just hang on a little while there, okay...