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[darkdisgrace]

Have enough big words to chew on? Does it make you feel clever? Because you sound like a gigantic moron spouting that shit!

You first, shithead!!! I sure as hell ain't gonna croak before you, that would just be embarrassing!

[nullificates]

The slow-witted snail sluggishly slithers, showcasing its spectacularly simple-minded and snail-brained nature!!!!!!!

Ok!! Then bye!!!

(lmao chuuya wrong argument.)

[darkdisgrace]

Are you even drunk if you can do that shit?!

[Fuck--]

Please, you aren't going to jump off a bridge just to be petty. I bet you're in some barmaid's bed after banging her right now.

[nullificates]

Inebriated intellect intoxicatingly intertwines, as the booze-bathed brain brilliantly blazes with bewildering brilliance.

(UGH HE ISN'T AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM he wanted chuuya or fyodor and he's MAD.)

Kindly keep calm and carry on in quietness.

[darkdisgrace]

And irritating imbiciles inspire me to incre-- FUCK YOU now I'm catching it!! I'm too drunk for this, you're ruining my buzz!!!

[nullificates]

Wretched words wielded, wreckage wrought.

... I hate that I want you!! Goodbye!!

[darkdisgrace]

And I hate that I want you, go fuck off already!!!

[...Wait.

He is way too drunk for this.]

[nullificates]

Fine!! I'm fucking off!! Then we both get none of us!!!!!

(SO IS HE........)

[darkdisgrace]

Ugh!!!

[Yep. That's all he has.]

1/2

[nullificates]

UGH RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!

The tiresome twaddler, with tedious tales and tormenting talk, embodies an exasperating essence of endless irritation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nullificates]

(several minutes later. he's so mad. fuming.)

Why must we be like this, Chuuya?

1/2

[darkdisgrace]

Fucking hell, stop the alliteration already!!

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[darkdisgrace]

Why are we like what Dazai?! I didn't want to fuck because I wasn't in the mood, that's it!!! Sometimes things are bonerkillers!! That very same conversation Fyodor gave me mental images that scarred me for life!!!

[nullificates]

I'm not mad about that.

(SO THEN WHAT ARE YOU MAD ABOUT!!!)

[darkdisgrace]

Then what the fuck are you mad about? Because the least sexy thing in the world is realizing I told Fyodor we're fucking in the same conversation he seared the mental image of kissing Mori into my goddamn brain!

[Ugh. Ugh!!!]

[nullificates]

... I think I need to vomit.

[darkdisgrace]

EXACTLY!!!!

[nullificates]

Why would you kiss Mori?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[darkdisgrace]

He was talking about oaths and devotion and shit and compared it to love and I was like, you moron there's different fucking types of devotion!!!

[Ah, he's in full wasted rant mode, now.]

[nullificates]

Uh-huh. Like I told you, I think I'm confusing to him, so just hang on a little while there, okay...

[darkdisgrace]

it was a fuckin' wild conversation.

[There's a thunk as Chuuya drops his head on a table somewhere.]

It's actually kind of endearing how dense he is? Makes me wanna tease him.

[Waaaaay too drunk for this.]

[nullificates]

You'll endure worse conversations if you do.

... I don't think he understands these things at all.

[darkdisgrace]

It's as aggravating as it is amusing, really. You're actually handling him all gentle like, yeah?

[nullificates]

Why, jealous?

[darkdisgrace]

What?! Why would I be jealous?!

I just mean it's pretty damn telling how into him you are. Yet he seems to be in denial about it regardless.